Nonsense Dept. — Official forms for unofficial problems

FORM ANS-008NewPopularMagic 8-ball (office edition)Ask a yes-or-no question. Receive an official answer in fluent office-speak, with a case number.Fill in form →
FORM CMP-418NewComplaints departmentComplain about anything: Mondays, the weather, the universe. Get an official reply and a resolution nobody asked for.Fill in form →
FORM PET-007NewPet translatorFind out what your cat, dog, bird, fish or hamster actually means. Officially translated, mostly made up.Fill in form →
FORM PWR-001NewSuperpower registryRegister your official, slightly useless superpower. Your name decides it, so no rerolls. Sorry, hero.Fill in form →
FORM BFF-100PopularFriendship auditTwo names in, one official friendship score out. Same names, same score, forever. Sorry.Fill in form →
FORM CON-051Conspiracy boardPin up to eight notes. The department connects them with red string and names a suspect. It all makes sense now.Fill in form →
FORM EXC-404PopularExcuse generatorPick your situation, or type it in. The department will issue an official excuse. Believability not guaranteed.Fill in form →
FORM FIN-402PopularFine / ticketIssue an official citation to a friend for crimes against daily life. Fines payable in snacks.Fill in form →
FORM JOB-301PopularJob title inflatorTell us what you actually do. We will make it sound like you run a small country. Business card included.Fill in form →
FORM PAT-000Bad idea generatorCombine two products into one invention nobody asked for. Apply for a patent. Get denied.Fill in form →
FORM PRM-200Official permitGet official permission for the small things in life. Comes with conditions. Always comes with conditions.Fill in form →
FORM RCT-365Receipt for your dayTick off what today cost you and get an itemised receipt. Monday tax included, even on Fridays.Fill in form →
FORM WNT-001PopularWanted posterPut a friend on an official wanted poster for crimes against snacks. Photo optional, stays on your device.Fill in form →